LNC: MAGA MONDAY EDITION 5/8/2017!!!

Good evening! Welcome you beautiful Late Night Crew MAGA-PEDES (High Information, High Energy, Low Tolerance for cucks!) to the MAGA MONDAY LNC Edition and this is your host /u/sublimeinslime. Come on in, grab a comfy blanket, a nightcap and join in on the winning!

Seems like Reddit outside our walls (Newly built and 10ft HIGHER!) tends to be a little tendie and got oh so triggered.

You know that you are doing the God Emperor's work when you can trigger over 41k snowflakes at once. Does a snowflake make a sound when it goes poof? (it does, REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)

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The God Emperor's Tweets from today:

Congratulations to @PGA_JohnDaly on his big win yesterday. John is a great guy who never gave up - and now a winner again!

General Flynn was given the highest security clearance by the Obama Administration - but the Fake News seldom likes talking about that.

Ask Sally Yates, under oath, if she knows how classified information got into the newspapers soon after she explained it to W.H. Counsel.

Honored to welcome Georgia Prime Minister, Giorgi Kvirikashvili to the @WhiteHouse today with @VP Mike Pence. http://ift.tt/2pUt4ND

Director Clapper reiterated what everybody, including the fake media already knows- there is "no evidence" of collusion w/ Russia and Trump.

Sally Yates made the fake media extremely unhappy today --- she said nothing but old news!

The Russia-Trump collusion story is a total hoax, when will this taxpayer funded charade end?

Biggest story today between Clapper & Yates is on surveillance. Why doesn't the media report on this? #FakeNews!

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Some spicy news from today:

Malik's Brother is taking AL Gore's job away. What, oh what, shall Al "I'm not a hypocrite with a huge mansion and private jet to go to Global Warming conferences" Gore do now? I have an idea, he can save Triggleypuff's twin brother now that he won't have healthcare. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Just a picture of an "affordable weapon" according to ISIS

Chiraq had one of the largest mass shootings of the year over the weekend, and police are now being warned about rifles that can pierce body armor that the gangs now are known to have. Just last week, two police officers were shot close to this place. For a rundown on how many there have been and other stats, this website keeps track. Very Sad! Gangs have taken over Chicago and innocents are getting caught up in the crossfire. Remember, Chicago has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the nation and has been run by democrats since 1931.

Blue Lives Matter! All Lives Matter!!! (Except criminal gang lives, they can rot in hell).

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Music

A mixtape I recorded for the best Ladypede in the whole world! (You know who you are, I hope you like it /u/Ohsnapyougotserved!)

(I've Had) The Time of My Life - Bill Medley, Jennifer Warnes

Take My Breath Away - Berlin

Owner Of A Lonely Heart - Yes

Broken Wings - Mr. Mister

Jack & Diane - John Mellencamp

Every Breath You Take - The Police

Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler

Take on Me - a - ha

And because this is the very first song you sang me:

You've been R********* - Anonymous HAHA

Submitted May 08, 2017 at 11:48PM by sublimeinslime http://ift.tt/2q0QlMd