#6 RODNEY DANGERFIELD: Man, I tell ya, I don't get no respect. My wife came to bed last night dressed in her ANTIFALAFEL club clothes...

... mask and all. "What now?" I asked. She said she was protesting the election. "Get over it," I told her, "Hillary placed second." "I'll get over it," she said, "if you admit Trump came in next to last."

Submitted May 02, 2017 at 08:15AM by DES_0166 http://ift.tt/2pEfL43