#3 RODNEY DANGERFIELD: Man, I tell ya, I don't get no respect. I came home last night and my wife was dressed all in black...

... "Who died?" I asked. "Nobody," she said, "I joined ANTIFA." "ANTIFA? I asked, "What's that?" "We oppose the ALT-RIGHT," she said. Then she put on a black knit hat and tied a black bandana on her face. Only her eyes were showing. I told her, "Get a lifetime membership..."

Submitted May 02, 2017 at 07:31AM by DES_0166 http://ift.tt/2pT3nyc