Confession Time: I was trolling the whole time

Hey guys, well after years on this board I've decided to come clean. I've been lying the whole time, I'm not psychic in any way, shape or form . The videos I posted were purely illusions and hoaxes I set up at the time. The articles - pure garbage. There's no such thing as magick/psi/chi or any of that.

You have to understand how hard it was for me to prolong this gimmick, I had to actually read some of those crazy things and try to make it look like I knew what I was talking about. Hours guys, it was a lot of effort, just to giggle to myself at night that once again I had pulled the wool over your eyes. Then I'd masturbate myself into a drunken haze before calling it a night. Deep down inside, I wish I had power :'( but.....I think I do, right? This forum filled with the most ardent skeptics in all of InternetLand has taught me that anything repeated enough becomes the truth. Anything - and if that isn't power, what is?

So starting this month (http://ift.tt/2ol8cj6), I'm going to be a better man and forum poster - a productive member of our community and quit my shenanigans. I'm sorry for every skeptic I frustrated, especially my Twin Heart @mickyfu. We had a good run but it's time to put the myths to rest.

Thanks guys!